McKenzie|21|she/her|leo|thinking about dogs
The plague doctors that the media has made really is the pinnacle of clothing. and its so sad to see what actual plague doctors were like
Mysterious, Sleek, Smooth. You’d wear this to both a fancy ballroom party and a night at the closest bar.
Nasty sewer boy, gross child
Reblogs if you think the girl in the second picture is just as beautiful as the one in the first
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never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice
NOT TRUE before my nephew leaves my home he always looks my dog straight in the eye and says “Delilah. You are a wonderful woman. Have a good day.”
okay so when i was a teen i got a full ride scholarship to a really nice private high school which meant i ended up hanging out with a bunch of rich kids and i’ll never forget this one girl who’s parents got a divorce after her dad tried to hit on their secretary and the secretary revealed she was already having an affair with his wife and that’s why she got invited on all the family’s vacations
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“if there are no cops at pride who will protect us” bears and butches next question
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im a hoe for art restoration
me, pretending I’m an intellectual while watching someone remove yellowed varnish from a 16th century painting on YouTube for three hours straight
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I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping
“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”
“oh beans”
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Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!
Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose
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Off The Shits pride flag! For when you’re completely off the shits!
The Deep Plum stands for going absolutely hog wild at all times
The Red stands for an insatiable blood lust
The Yellowish Green stands for being a fucking menace with no critical thinking skills
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